Friday, January 31, 2014

The happiest girl on the block

When we moved into this house, we were aware of the shortage of storage space in the kitchen.  We quickly learned just how short that space was (meaning we couldn't find a silverware drawer organizer to fit inside any of our drawers and we have two pans that don't fit into any cupboard).  We also don't have any kitchen cupboards that can be used for pantry storage.  We had used an old shelf inside a nook for a long time, and then in November I spotted the perfect cabinet at an antique store with my dear visiting friend, Jamie.  Since we don't own a truck, we used ourselves and a dollar bill to measure that it would fit in the nook (pretty close!) and coerced my in-laws into picking it up for us a few weeks later.  The best part: this baby was only $130.  boom.




Before.  With the drawers removed to air out






Norm impersonation

We quickly discovered the antique quirks to this cupboard.  One hinge was installed with the wrong kind of screws so that the door couldn't close properly, it's missing knobs on the top and bottom, it needed some shelves, and it had the familiar "antique store" odor to the inside.  Dillon quickly fixed the problem keeping one door open by switching out some screws in the hinge. By the way, if you know me, you realize I have a little thing for Norm.  So this fella of mine, working with tools and in flannel was well-documented in photos. 

I finally got around to painting the interior a few weeks ago.  Using the quart we had purchased to test our our nursery wall color, we just went with the same light gray.  So I sanded the whole inside (not super smooth, but enough so that the paint would stick), vaccuumed all the dust, and wiped it down several times with cleaner and water/vinegar.  The smell persisted, but I figured the painting would cover it up.  Two awkward and contorting-my-pregnant-body-to-fit-inside coats of paint later, it looked great! 
Shelf bracket
After the paint, with our shelves installed (one more shelf will go on the top)

My father in law had helped and installed a couple of horizontal braces for the shelves to sit on, and even gave us some great shelves.  These were pieces of something that had been in the family farm for decades that he wanted to give us to keep the antique feel of the cupboard. Let me tell you, they are beautiful!  But also had been left in the farmhouse for awhile.  Meaning they smelled a little ripe.  If you smell what I'm stepping in.  If you're catching what's wafting your direction.  So father-in-law Tom was quite the gentleman and took them back to the farm for some sanding and polyurethaning. 












Last night, Dillon discovered a wonderful sight in our breezeway:



We have no idea how long those shelves were waiting for us to notice them outside, but I am so thankful that Tom dropped them off.  First thing this morning I was installing these shelves and loading them up.  Now, our kitchen looks like this:

Another stressful view of food.
Yuck. Stressful view of the food.




AFTER. With all the food contained.

Rather than the stress-inducing view of all of our food from every angle in our home, everything is contained and pretty.  I can't even express how happy I am! 

There is one more shelf to install (someone needs to cut notches in the back so that it will sit on the horizontal braces, and then we have to install some hardware to the front.  I'm currently in the middle of an experiment that will hopefully age these faux bronze knobs we got to something a little less "HELLLLLLLLLLLLLO I'M FAKE BRASS".  
I'm also thinking about adding cork to the inside of one door to  serves as our grocery-list holder so that our fridge is nice and empty on the front.  And just in case you are wondering, it no longer smells like an antique store OR a farm.  Horay!

Friday, January 24, 2014

Prepping...paint!

BEFORE
Continuing on our theme of "this is taking waaay too long", we painted the nursery!  Dillon and I chose a medium gray and got a decent deal on it from Sherwin Williams.  When you sign up for emails, you get 50% off of everything for the first month.  So we bought a gallon of Harmony paint, their "no-VOC" paint (Sherwin Williams also uses no-VOC colorants when they tint the paint- make sure you check on that too if you get your paint elsewhere) so that I could do the work with Dillon.  We had first purchased a $6 quart of the same color just to try it out and make sure the gray didn't read as blue when it was actually on the walls.  We struck gold the first time, so we got our gallon of Harmony paint for $35ish. 



Here comes the part where it took way too long.  Rather than feel silly for the mistakes we made, I'll just tell you the lessons we learned. 

1. take a long hard look at whether or not you will like the look of your scratched up and dented and scuffed trim BEFORE painting the walls.

Dings, dents, scratches.  What did those people do????

2. If you decide to paint the trim after you paint the walls (without removing the trim, of course), invest in the green tape instead of the blue painters tape.  That stuff bleeds.  Onto your wood floors.  Which you will have to scratch off with a screwdriver or your fingernail.

3. It takes forever to go around and touch up all your walls with a tiny craft brush.

4. Not as long as touching up your dinged up trim with the tiny craft brush.



Mind the Gap. 

5. If you ever do this again, just go ahead and caulk around the trim before you start painting anything, so that you don't have gaps between the walls and trim. By the way, we will have to do this again because EVERY  piece of floor molding in our house looks dinged up like this and 90% of our house does not have the quarter-round trim at the bottom.  I think it was removed in order to refinish the wood floors and never replaced.

And the big lesson we learned: if you are going to do it, go ahead and do it right from the beginning.  Don't try to just go halfsies. 
Caulk, paint trim, paint walls.  Done.

finally the AFTER!!!

I'm so happy with how it looks now (despite the gaps) and now we get to start filling it in with things.  Like this rug from rugsusa.  I'm waiting for a 75% of sale, which it looks like they have fairly often so that this baby can come in for around $100 with free shipping. 

Then we'll be getting the crib as a hand-me-down from Dillon's family, moving over the dresser from our room to serve as a dresser & changing table, plopping in my grandma's rocking chair (that I will hopefully make some sort of back cushion for.  My shoulderblades fit magically between the slats in the back in a very painful way).  Make a footstool. Hang some decorations, a mobile, and have a baby.  Easy as pie! 

Here's how we're going on the list:

TO BUY:
-Rug for nursery
-anything that's not a gift off our registry
TO DO:
-read birthing books
-tour the hospital (by the way, I was the only mama there writing things down and asking questions!!! Do these ladies not understand this stuff is IMPORTANT??? or am I just a little too type-A for this?)
-preregister at the hospital
-make sure our insurance will still all work out since Dillon's place of work changed providers (grrrr)
-Take our birthing classes
-Take our "breastfeeding and newborn" class
-Finish up our registries (since Target's in-store selection was limited and we haven't even started the 2nd one)
-Look into placenta encapsulation (anyone had any experience?  Is it worth it?)
-Attend shower
TO MAKE:
-sheets
-cushion for rocking chair
-footstool
-mobi wrap (don't have to! Thanks, Meghan, for offering to send us one of yours!!!)
-mobile
-portable high chair thinger
-Nursery decor (some sort of sign with a favorite hymn written on it)
HOUSE TO DO:
-Paint nursery
-Finish Railing
-complete flooring (transition strips and heating vent)
-Finish our pantry cabinet (add shelves, paint, and fill with all the crap that's covering my counters and stressing me out)
WANT TO DO:
-mini-babymoon by showing up at a friend's house for the weekend
-Ikea Trip
-Knit a onesie
-Make and freeze a bunch of meals

ONWARD!!!

Friday, January 10, 2014

Prepping

We're officially 25 weeks pregnant today.  Baby is the size of cauliflower, which seems gigantic--and we still have so 15 weeks to go! 

Dillon and I have been trying to prep as much as we can in the house and ourselves for our new arrival, but I'm starting to get a bit stressed about all that's left.  Therefore, I bring you a (hopefully) series of posts about all the things we HAVE  accomplished to prepare for baby's arrival. 

First off:  this quilt.

Secondly: a secret.  I have been stocking up on a few baby items for a couple years now.  Don't pretend like I'm the only one in the world who impulse buys fabric, vintage clothes, or makes quilts years before she gets pregnant.  I kept most of them a secret from Dillon for awhile because I didn't want to let him know I'm crazy. 

So I made this quilt a couple years ago, and I'm so glad it's done and ready for baby!  I love the colors (we're planning on teal & yellow in the baby's room with lots of white and gray to make it less BRIGHT).  The pattern for this came from a friend's mom, after I failed miserably at my first attempt because my parallelograms were all wonky.  So thanks, Kathy! 

Now I'm going to write out our list of "to do's" so that I can get it off my chest and off my mind. 

TO BUY:
-Rug for nursery
-anything that's not a gift off our registry
TO DO:
-read birthing books
-tour the hospital
-preregister at the hospital
-make sure our insurance will still all work out since Dillon's place of work changed providers (grrrr)
-Take our birthing classes
-Take our "breastfeeding and newborn" class
-Finish up our registries (since Target's in-store selection was limited and we haven't even started the 2nd one)
-Look into placenta encapsulation (anyone had any experience?  Is it worth it?)
-Attend shower
TO MAKE:
-sheets
-cushion for rocking chair
-footstool
-mobi wrap
-mobile
-portable high chair thinger
-Nursery decor (some sort of sign with a favorite hymn written on it)
HOUSE TO DO:
-Paint nursery
-Finish Railing
-complete flooring (transition strips and heating vent)
-Finish our pantry cabinet (add shelves, paint, and fill with all the crap that's covering my counters and stressing me out)
WANT TO DO:
-mini-babymoon by showing up at a friend's house for the weekend
-Ikea Trip
-Knit a onesie
-Make and freeze a bunch of meals

Wish us luck as we chip away at all this in the next 15 WEEKS!!!

Friday, January 3, 2014

The long-anticipated "Flooring Post"

Prepare yourself for lots of words and pictures.







Remember this?
Well we fixed it!!!  Dillon had some time off work between Christmas and New Year's, so we finally tackled this big old problem.  And it was a BIG project to tackle.

Before I start explaining and showing off pictures, please remember that we are absolutely not experts at home improvement.  So there were probably several things we did that aren't so perfect.  But hey, we did our very best and that's all a person can do, right??? Right.

We started on Friday, the 27th, by moving our refrigerator and pantry cupboard, along with the drawer to our oven into our dining room (if you've ever seen a pregnant lady and one fella try to move a fridge without scratching hardwood floors, you know it would make a heck of a comedy). We also propped up our stove on blocks because we were a bit nervous to truly fiddle with the gas lines going into the oven.  Then, we really got going by peeling up the layer of orange squares linoleum.  It took about 3 minutes.  It felt great.  Underneath the orange squares was a layer of plywood, so Dillon used a fancy brand-new pry bar to pull it up.  That took about 30 minutes.  Under that was the speckled green linoleum.  Feeling good!












I left for work while poor Dillon continued by himself because we were both nervous about what little particles we would kick up and how they would affect the baby.  We don't really know, so we played it a bit safer just in case.  I was so curious all day about what was going on!

When I got home, this is what I found:

Not so encouraging, eh?

The green speckled was adhered firmly to the red tile, which was adhered firmly and stapled to the plywood underneath.  Dillon and his dad used his pry bar and determination to peel pack both layers together.  It smelled like an old, nasty house.  There were small bits of black adhesive everywhere in our house from being tracked around on shoes.  There were lots of little pieces of red tiles and green speckled floors still stubbornly stuck to the floor.  Literally thousands of inch-long staples were sticking out of our floor by about 1/4inch. 

So we started pulling staples after dinner.  We have a minimal assortment of tools, so we did the best we could with needle-nosed pliers, pry bars, etc but I just didn't have the physical strength to get these suckers out and each staple was a battle.  Not to mention that we had to either kneel on a towel (so as not to get staples in our knees) or bend in half while sitting on a step-stool.  A person can only do so much bending in half before indigestion kicks in.

So we called it a night around 9pm, with hands starting to bruise from our pliers.

Saturday we got up and pulled a few staples, but we had a family Christmas party to attend.  We stopped at Menards on the way and picked up a long-handled needle nose pliers, a 4" scraper found in the wallpaper section, and a jug of adhesive remover for the black stuff.  After the party, we got back to work pulling staples.  We each had our own system: I used the long-handled pliers (which gave me extra leverage since otherwise I'm not strong enough to get the staples out) set on a hammer for the fulcrum (oooh math terms) and pushed down to see-saw the staples up.  Dillon had a similar system, except his pliers handles were so thin they would dig into his hands and he had bruises.  So he set his pliers into the staple with a hammer underneath and pounded the pliers with a hammer.  Here's a blurry picture of the hammer action:

It worked well, for the most part.  Some staples were too stubborn, and broke.  When this happened, we used a massive pipe wrench to clamp on to an end and twist it out.  I wasn't strong enough to use the pipe wrench to pull both staple ends out at a time, so each little metal end had to be pulled separately.

I cannot express how long and discouraging this process was.  Hours and hours on Saturday night, and literally ALL DAY on Sunday.

Finally on Monday, we were 95% done pulling staples so we did the best we could with the rest of them (we had to give up and just pound a handful in with a hammer, later filling the divot with compound).  I went off to work while Dillon uncorked the adhesive remover (just in case the baby doesn't like super-strength adhesive remover fumes).  Apparently it didn't smell too bad, like a strong cleaner.  He tried it in a small area and discovered that it was not the right thing to do.

The adhesive remover made the black stuff gum up, the tar paper underneath deteriorate and peel up in strips, and while Dillon was using the 4" scraper it gouged the floor into a mess.

Let's just take a second to talk about why we were doing all this darn work.  The first step on a box of self-adhesive tiles is to "prep the floor" by making it level and smooth.  How sad that this first step took us 4 days.  Our last kitchen floor was so high compared to the dining room wood floors that adding another layer would have created a serious tripping hazard and would have just been silly.  So removal was really the only reasonable option, and we needed a smooth level floor to continue.

So we gave up on the adhesive remover.  (p.s does anyone know someone who needs a nearly-full jug of strong adhesive remover? I think it would work well on cement floors that had been covered in something) and instead Dillon and his dad made another run to Menards.  They got one sheet of plywood to fill in the spots that had been just subfloor and to replace the plywood that wasn't the right height.  They also got a small tub of self-leveling compound.  They spread that stuff on (it started out blue and dried white) anywhere the plywood met, anywhere we had pounded in staples, and anywhere things needed a bit of "lets make this a gradual decline rather than a sharp dropoff".





Tuesday was a big day.  We started by rolling on primer we got that is specifically for self-adhesive tiles.  It seals the pores of the wood and helps the adhesive stick.  So I'm told on the bottle.  Two coats only took a couple of hours since it only took 30-60 minutes to dry. 
Then, we finally got to get out our flooring tiles!  All along I had planned on laying them out in straight squares, lining them up with the walls and hoping and praying that we could find a way to lay them out so that we didn't have any slivers of tiles along any of the walls.  So we spent about an hour test fitting them and adjusting so that we didn't have slivers against the walls, stairwell, cupboards, or up against the wood floors.  Then, inspiration struck: we could lay them on a diagonal so that the room looked bigger and the tile job looked less DIY.  I'm not going to lie, this was a controversial idea since we had just spent over an hour figuring out how to lay them square.  But we agreed to try it out.  So we spent another hour fiddling with our tiles, dry-fitting them to make sure we wouldn't have tiny slivers against any walls or cupboards.  FINALLY it was time to start laying the tiles.

Then we realized we still didn't have a truly straight line to start.  So we found straight lines by measuring off the walls, checked that it was a 90degree angle by using more math (a 5-4-3 triangle), and then measured out 3 feet from the intersection on each line.  Connecting these dots meant we had a perfectly diagonal line.  Now, we're not math majors so this took awhile and there was a joke or two about googling "How to make a straight line".  But we made it.

We started in the center of the room, and laid the tile out in quadrants like the box told us to.  We used these spacers in between the tiles since we wanted to grout.  TIP: don't squeeze the tiles into the spacers too much!  It just means when you pull the spacers out, you'll also pull the top layer of vinyl tile off with it.  It went down pretty well!  It was amazing!!!! Then we got to the part where you have to start cutting for edges.  And we were stuck.  How in the world do you get an accurate measurement for each tile to cut?  Well here's how.  I won't try to explain it because I'm not a math major and it looked like magic to me.  But we made our cardboard template and transferred our lines to our tiles.  I measured, Dillon used a utility knife and straight edge to score each tile and then bend and snap it apart.  This took us the whole day, we didn't finish until around 10:30pm (on New Years Eve!).  We each showered and went to bed just a few minutes before midnight, we're such party animals.

Wednesday, we awoke to the most beautiful sight in the world.  We didn't even have to worry about uneven floors or staples sticking out.  So we set ourselves up to live without a kitchen for a day since the grout isn't supposed to be walked on for 24 hours.  Lots of paper plates and using the pizza pizazz.

Grouting was a surprisingly quick process (about 3 1/2 hours) that Dillon was not good at.  Since I have always wanted to grout something, it didn't bother me!  We borrowed my father-in-law's grout float and used premixed grout meant for vinyl flooring.  I spread it into each grout line and worked in small sections around the room so that I could reach it all to use a sponge to wipe the excess off of each area.  Dillon then followed up with some paper towels on the surface of each tile since we were pretty paranoid of having grout haze on the tiles.  (EDIT: We had extremely little grout haze leftover, but we also had a few spots where I have to go back and touch up the grout because we removed too much.  Choose your battle, I guess!)We had to replace the water in the sponge bucket constantly since it was immediately tinged white after one use.  I'm glad we didn't have a larger surface area to tile, or I would have lost my mind with all that sponging and wiping.

After not walking on it for 24 hours, we can finally get back into our kitchen.  And it's the most beautiful kitchen I've ever seen in my life.  It's so nice to not worry about the floor height every time you enter or exit the kitchen, and it looks much better than the orange squares (although the previous owners so delightfully stuck up the orange square linoleum as a backsplash, so we still get to look at it everyday).


Congratulations, you made it to the end of this post!!!  Sorry for the length, but I'm writing it all down so that I remember the details as well as share it with whoever is interested enough to read all this!

Here's a few other things I want to mention:

-we do have about 10 extra tiles leftover just in case something tragic happens
-I do need to go over and grout a couple of places where I missed grouting the first time (a couple of teeny dots where I didn't use enough grout or it got wiped down too well)
-This project would have been a bit easier if we had removed the oven, but we were too lazy for that.  I just used my finger to push grout into the seams underneath the oven where the grout float couldn't reach
-we still need to get transition pieces and baseboard from Menards to complete this project (WILL IT NEVER END???)
-if another person hears about our floors and asks me when we're doing the railing, I'll scream.  We just finished the longest project in history, are you not entertained?
-It was difficult, as a pregnant lady, to keep getting up and down off the floor.  Also, I twinged my back on grout-day so I had to be a bit more careful to not reach too far.  This probably slowed us down because I was wiping with the sponge more frequently (so more frequent water changes, too).
-Maybe someday I'll calculate and post how much this project cost.  We had some unexpected tool expenses and that darn adhesive remover.  Though I think we're still under $250.